10 things I am definitely proud of

1.My height
Vertically challenged that i am, i epitomise the fact that " sweet things definitely come in small packages"

2.My smile
Warm, genuine and worth a million dollars. I manage to show " 64 teeth in one go"

3.My haircut
The IN thing in fashion world, i spent 120 bucks for a hair cut that makes me" look like hutch puppie's twin" with my hair open.

4.My Voice
Husky, "sexy" and different. I possess the unique ability to " sound like a guy over the phone"

5,My music skills
" Would beat norah jones at the grammys". they said it rite, I ROCK

7.My math
you just can't beat me at it. Oops!! did i just count six on my fingers??

8.My sense of humour
Goofy, campy and clever. I am the " queen of PJs"

9.My friends
Wonderful, wise and wacky . My biggest asset and the bestest assortment you can possibly come across.

10.My family
Supportive, caring and the best ever. Love you loads

Footnote:
I know the article is sweet. Told you anything small is.

Toenote:
you gotta know me well to appreciate the article. Sincere heartfelt apologies to all those fans who haven't met me yet.

Nailnote:
For the ignorant, anything within quotes are utterances by great men and women